Thursday, May 29, 2008

May 29th is...


End of the Middle Ages Day. Not really sure what to say about that, except note that the fall of Constantinople marked the end of the Middle Ages. Now, sing along with me, Kiddies:


"Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night


Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you've a date in Constantinople

She'll be waiting in Istanbul


Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can't say

People just liked it better that way


So take me back to Constantinople

No, you can't go back to Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks


Istanbul (Istanbul)

Istanbul (Istanbul)


Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it, I can't say

People just liked it better that way


Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks


So take me back to Constantinople

No, you can't go back to Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks


Istanbul"


For those of you not hip to my little history lesson, check out this video from They Might Be Giants. Yes, it's the Tiny Toons version.

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