Dreaded Tag Agency Excursion...

Want to feel like a number and a serious annoyance to a Government worker at the same time? Head on down to your local Tag Agency and attempt to stay within the confines of the law. What gives? Why does obeying a ridiculous rule, and paying a crazy amount of money to do so, cause so many dour expressions and sarcastic remarks? I sincerely do not want to do this.